I feel OLD

Am I the only one who can't believe it's possible that DERRICK GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL? Not that he's incapable, I'm just having difficulty sucking down the you're-old-and-you-graduated-a-long-time-ago-and-your-high-school-glory-days-are-long-gone pill. Alas, the graduation ceremony was great and Derrick is off to college. All the ladies better prepare themselves for a big fall--when he gets to college they'll all be falling in love!