Sunday, September 23, 2007

five days and a side of bacon

One of my favorite episodes. Name that griller:

"I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon- sue me- and since I don’t have a butler, I have to do it myself. So most nights before I go to bed I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious. It’s good for me. It’s the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot. That’s it. I don’t see what’s so hard to believe about that…"
Are you excited for Friday (technically Thursday) yet?

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7 comments:

Anitra said...

michael scott. seriously, i should be winning something here.

Gel said...

We will miss watching the Office with you guys! We love you

becky said...

Dearest Anitra, I hereby award you five million honorary Schrute Bucks. These may, at any time, be exchanged for honorary Stanley Nickels.

Congratulations and may you continue to prosper in your Office recall skills.

xoxoxoxo

Anitra said...

What's the ratio of Stanley Nickels to Schrute Bucks? (c:

i'm so jealous you get to watch and i dont. i hope they come out with the dvd of the season ASAP. haha

Emily said...

Easy peasy. Michael Scott. And that's your favorite episode. :)

becky said...

Emily, dear. You are absolute, 100% correct. The bacon episode is my favorite. I weep with humor over the George Foreman monologue.

becky said...

Dearest Anitra,

You are hereby invited to the Office Extravaganza hosted by Hotel Wickstrom. Let me know ASAP if you'll be attending so I can portion out your meal.

xoxo