I'm breaking my silence and shaking off the dust for a GOOD CAUSE:
It's FLUSHING time!A gold lamé hefty bag with ruched elbow-length sleeves and a bubble hem? Worn with semi sheer leggings and prom shoes?! So Kara's new style is seventh grader-meets-Zsa Zsa Gabor-meets-tranny hero from Gentlemen Broncos (odd, yet hilarious movie -- go see it!)?
Apparently they didn't fire American Idol's infamous stylists which means we're in for another fabulously awful season of fashion disasters. Get excited.
Refresh on last year's "fashion" analysis here.
P.S. Did you see my friend Justin Williams on the show? Cutie, right? Become a fan here.
P.P.S. I've missed you! I fell off the planet for a few months and I'm slowly climbing back. Let's be bffs again, k?