frequent customer at the cheese and ham store

My recent (too quick) weekend in Colorado was awesome! Mom had several memorable one-liners which shall not be repeated here because a) my blog is PG and b) I don't want you to squirt your diet coke out through your nose, thus ruining your computer and preventing you from ever reading my blog again. Instead, I'll share a barrage of family pictures.

Derrick is looking buff these days.

Apparently he's preventing his mission weight gain even before he leaves.

Still going strong after 33 years.

Trouble, capital T.

That's hot!

Chris surprised us by driving from Utah to spend the night.

The call went something like this:

Me: Hey, what's up babe?

Chris: Nothing. What are you guys doing?

Me (mid-pedicure, thanks mom): We're watching a movie.

Chris: Are you at home?

Me: Yah. Can I actually call you back?

Chris: Come to the front door.

Me: (FREAK OUT)

Do we look tanner? Yes, it's true.

We--Chris included--have been tanning in preparation for the Bahamas.

Chris is becoming more metrosexual by the second. Mwahahahaha!