Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Surefire formula for name calling (pet or otherwise)

[noun] Mc[noun-er]pants

Or

[noun/adjective] Mc[new noun/adjective/anything]pants

Example:

Stinky McStinkerpants

Weirdo McWeirdsvillepants

Blah McWahWahpants


You can also substitute “pants” for “breath.”

Example:

Crazy McSillybreath

Orange McSmoothiebreath

(Cover the children’s ears for this one):

Poopy McPassGasserbreath


Happy naming!

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2 comments:

shaniqua said...

my favorite is mr/ms crankypants. i've never thought to combine the "mc" with the "pants". good idea.

Andrea said...

LOL Becky, Dan will not know what to do now that I am armed with this formula.