Thursday, March 05, 2009

Clogging more than just arteries

My inbox is BULGING with bacon. It's time to muck out my messages and post them where they belong -- on my blog, for the universe to savor.

Item 1: Bacon Art
"Bacon is like a little hug from God" - inspired words, indeed! I filed this message in my e-mail folder labeled "gifts," meaning I should buy this for myself at some point in the future. Or, if you're feeling spendy and loving, you can save me some cash and buy me a copy here.

(Cookbook available here. Another great gifting opportunity...)

Item 2: Bacon Haikus
Looks like I'm not the only one waxing poetic about the glories of bacon.
This entire site is doing the job, haiku upon glorious haiku. My favorite:

The seasons may change
The sizzle remains the same
Find your meat constant.

Item 3: Bacon floss
Don't think just because I talk about
a lot bacon that I don't care about dental hygiene. I care. Seriously. And so does Jen, who sent me this glorious link. Print Page


jen said...

So, I told a friend here that loves bacon about the floss and she said she received it as a gift. And that it's glorious. But did specify - floss before you brush otherwise the minty aftertaste of toothpaste sort of ruins it.
I love your bacon-obsession. It's made me crave it like never before.

Heather 'n Jay said...

Sterling said...

I seriously love you! Could you be anymore fantastic?...I don't think so!!!!

Jessica F. said...

Oops, that last one was me, but Sterling thinks you are fantastic as well!!!!

Kelsey said...

Did you see "Unwrapped" on Food Network last night? I happened to stumble upon the "Crispy" episode that featured the entire start to finish process for pre-cooked bacon at the Tyson factory. The grossest part was when the 2000 lb containers of pork bellies arrived!! Can you even imagine?!