Friday, April 10, 2009

Have you ever...

...stepped into an elevator that smells like a TOOT? Then, as the doors close, you are nearly suffocated by the rancid air? You frantically stab the down button.

But the elevator stops on the fifth floor. A stranger enters and after the doors close, he sniffs. Loudly.

Twice!

Do you defend yourself? Do you smile and wink? Do you slyly inquire, "Allergy season?" Or do you both hold your breath and then bolt when the doors open again?


Image via flickr (That elevator sign has not been photoshopped: apparently "I Fart" is Dutch for "In Motion." Fitting, no?)

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5 comments:

Youngblood4ever said...

That is freakin' hilarious! What do you do!? I've been in that situation, seriously, who hasn't. I think we all just did the look up at the floor numbers and wait until be can make a break for it into fresh air!

Chris said...

Why does the elevator operator only put 239 beans in his home-made chili?

Veeda said...

HEY! I just found you via emily's blog. long live the hampton court days.

(P.S. the i fart button elevator button is awesome)

Holly said...

hmmm... hold my breath and stare straight ahead. unless john is in the elevator with me, then i would probably be shooting him a dirty look. :)

becky said...

Answer to Chris' awesome joke: because otherwise they'd be 240 (aka too farty).